Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Driver's Ed Ambling Doodling

     As we all know, driver's ed is about as fun as Cedar Point. I mean, as fun as the waiting lines for the biggest coasters at Cedar Point. Bahaha, before the second sentence you were thinking I was either nuts or had an amazingly unusually exciting class. Or you've never heard of Cedar Point so you assumed it was something boring. Which it might be to some people, but it's been the #1 amusement park for a while I believe so it can't be too bad. Or maybe you get a ticket discount if you vote for them. That's probably not legal. And definitely off topic.
     Anyhow, drivers ed is boring. So I amuse myself by doodling. No wholly unproductive doodling, it relates to what the teacher is talking about, so it helps me remember stuff. For your amusement, since this isn't an amusement park, just an amusement blog, but not even really that.. check out my doodles.
      We were on a chapter about driving in cities. The first thing our teacher talked about was how there are more hazards per mile in the city, and he said we should remember that cuz it'd be on our end of class quiz. So I doodles about various hazards.

      During our fifteen minute break halfway through each session we get lollipops from this huge basket full of them. And the snake's heads are bell shaped because of a string of bells in the room. I'm aware that I missed an L in the word "lollipop" Hey, I was listening to the teacher instead of paying attention to my spelling, okay?


      We have two different instructors. One's an older lady and the other is a younger guy. This time we had the guy. He's fun, makes the class a bit less boring, and he likes to make Judge Judy references, I have no idea why. But yah. Then we were talking about signs. And that made me think of the song "Polar Bears and Shark Fins" by my favorite band, The Myriad. Thus, the hammerhead shark. Wham. Have a nice day!







Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Happy Birthday to Me, I Live By the See . . .

 Happy Birthday Cake




I look like a human, and I talk like... me.

     That was rather impressive, don't you agree? Yah, something like that. Anyhow, it's my birthday! And what would happen on the birthday of Storm Marie White? A hurricane would pound on in to my very inland home. That's not ironic. 
     This isn't the first time my birthday has seemed to attract a strange natural phenomenon. There was one year where we had northern lights on my birthday in Virginia. And that's pretty stinking rare. Virginia's a little far south for that.
     Which means, my birthday is much more special than yours :) Wait wait, don't kill me! I was just kidding! Gosh you have quite the temper sometimes. But artistic souls always were more emotional. Comes from locking yourself up in your room for hours and pretending productivity.
    So I'm sure you're all wondering what I'm doing on this most glorious day. First and foremost, thanking the dear Lord that we haven't lost electricity. My new heated blanket I got for my birthday wouldn't be much use without electricity.
       We actually did the whole cake/ice cream/presents thing on sunday because I have drivers ed this evening (three hours of joy!). I gots candles and the blankie, an itunes card, glitter hair spray, and new hair stylin tools :) I had chocolate cake with caramel frosting and chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. STOP DROOLING THAT'S NASTY!!! My sister's cat drools.
      I just used my iTunes card and got the totally sweet cd, Sweet England by Jim Moray. He makes some really sweet folk song remakes. Anaphora a little bit? I think so. Oh, and I'll attach a video of him performing one of the songs below.
     Thanks for reading as always, and don't forget to wish me a happy birthday. It's very important to me that you do ;)


Sunday, October 28, 2012

Books Are Funny Things . . .

The following contains spoilers for a few books. The Hunger Games and Extras mostly. I think that's it.

There is something about some novels that is unexplainably influential sometimes. Maybe being a writer myself I get into a novel a lot more than is prudent. Maybe because I tend to be an emotional person with a massive imagination that I recreate things to become strangely realer than real to myself in a way other people don't. But this is getting too hypothetical.
I dunno. I don't understand it. Most people read the Hunger Games and seem to emerge emotionally unscathed. It kinda mystifies me. I mean, tons of wonderful innocent people died in that book, Katniss is left a depressed half crazy shell of a person. If I had bought the book instead of having borrowed it from the library, I would have torn it to shreds. I was angry, I was sad. I couldn't reconcile what happened in that book. It wasn't okay, it was deeply painful to me. That book made me cry. Call me a sissy or whatever but I'm not sure that's something I ought to be ashamed of. When I read fictional books about bad things happening to good people, sure I know it's not real, but I also know that things like that have happened to real people... Are still happening to real people all the time. Kinda makes me have grief panic over people I've never even heard of sometimes. I know, crazy right? I'm not sure if I, being so lucky with my lot in life, in respect for those people who are so vastly unfortunate, if I ought to be happy all the time in thankfulness for all I have, and it'd be obnoxious of me to be sad when I have so little to be sad about compared to them, or if I ought to be sad, because it's idiotically selfish of me to be happy when they're suffering. Or is it a mixture if both? Neither? Bah, first world problems, haha.
Do other people think like this? Some of you have thought something along these lines probably. But I feel like a lot of Americans are so used to the violence and drugs and such in the Hunger Games that it doesn't even penetrate anymore. That's kinda a disturbing thought by itself. Mm.
Any hen yi hao. My second books are weird example... I'm reading Extras right now. Eh, only a bit more than halfway through. I don't know if you've read it, but the people are fame obsessed. Freaking heck, they're in a position where they could save or end the world and they're thinking about how best to post video footage on their feeds (similar to Facebook walls) to gain popularity! Really people? I know they aren't really real people but I've met people who might act like that on that situation. It's kinda sickening.
But once again, am I taking a book way too seriously? I dunno. Now I feel guilty every time I look at who liked my Facebook status, who commented something nice on my new profile picture, when I check out how many views my blog has and from how many countries. I feel like a fame obsessed idiot myself when I think about how I've posted stuff at the hours I know the most people are on instead of just.. whenever. Honestly, why do I have a Facebook, twitter, blogger, google +, and Pinterest? Why do I share my blog on three social media sites to bring in viewers? To some degree I feel a responsibility to my interviewees to make sure their stuff is read. But do they bring my blog more fame than my blog gives them? Probably. Was I thinking about that when I planned interviews? The fame they might get me? I didn't think of it that way at the time, but could it have been my underlying reason that I didn't even admit to myself? Even now I have to fight to keep my mind from wandering to thoughts of who might read this.
It shouldn't matter if no one reads this, should it? Does it lose significance if I write it in a journal than burn it before a human eye other than my own rests on it? Is it better that way? Or do written words need readers to have purpose?
Now it's self-response time. Gunna answer my own questions, whee!
I think anything anyone ever writes matters. Whether or not other humans read it. I think all our thoughts are precious. Right or wrong, it's an incredible thing you do constantly, thinking. Rocks can't do it, planes can't do it, pillows can't, plants can't, nor balloons, or paint or stairs or mushroom. And guess what? No other person thinks the way you do either. You are uniquely and wonderfully made. So what you think matters.
And some thoughts are better kept between you and God. I won't go into specifics of what. You fill in the blank.
But some thoughts should be released into the world. Maybe someone out there can benefit from them. Words can change things for the better if used with caution. Just think of the declaration of independance and the Bible. How about how Dickens brought notice to suffering in his world? i bet some real life sufferers got some compassion and aid because of the influence if his work And that's really awesome. So write on me mateys! Sorry for the immense seriousness and rambling ambling. Hope you're having a good.. Morning. It's morning now technically. Gosh I can rant a good long time. Guten morgen!

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Analytically Anatomically Surrealistic

     Hello again! I finally have my beautiful amazing masterpieces for you! Drum roll, please!. . . No? Okay, bongo roll? Maracas roll? A couple of anticipating claps? . . .  Alright, never mind. Aha! I hear a clap! Yes, I hear you, amazing gorgeous beautiful person way back in the corner! Thank you! Thank you very much!
      Anyways, here's the first picture. We were required to draw noses. I added to it for my own enjoyment.
The caption on the top right says "Nosy people flying around."
     The second picture, the penultimate of the three, reads: "Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel.... You rarely find someone who has one, and when you do, it makes you want to hide under the coffee table." Which is a quote from Horseradish by Lemony Snicket/Brett Helquist.
     And last but hopefully not least, my final project. Based on my lovely phrase, "If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, what do you look like when all eyes are turned away?"
     Respect it at least for the amount of time I spent on it. I don't claim it's perfect. I hope you enjoyed looking anyways :) I hope you're having a good weekend and have treated yourself to a weekend getaway somewhere with a boardwalk in close proximity to you. Listen to this lovely song before you go andddddd semper ubi sub ubi!
    





Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Gusty Guest Wednesday #4

     Cheers! Another Gusty Guest Wednesday at last! Please, give a warm welcome to our special guest this week, the super famous band, ShiSho! We have two beautiful people with us today so I'm forced to use names for their responses. I'll be unnamed in italics. Because of the excessive length, some answers/parts of answer have been omitted. I wasn't sure you wanted to read a whole book about them and they gave me permission to shorten it.


     Could you give us a brief summary of who you are and what you do?

Vivian: My name is Vivian Ramone.  I’m 15-years-old, but I’m pretty much already an old lady.  I’m in the band ShiSho with my younger sister, Midge.  I play the guitar and sometimes the ukulele.  Oh, and I sing.  I’m also an avid lover of music and counter culture.

Midge: Well, my name is Midge Ramone and my sisters name is Vivian Ramone and we are in the Band Shisho and basically we just write silly songs about crazy things and we play at a variety of venues from bars to Girl Scout troop conventions.


     What got you started making this type of music?

Vivian: As a young kid (we started the band when I was seven-years-old) my parents always took my sister and I out to see shows.  We saw all sorts of bands play, and our parents were constantly introducing us to weird and eclectic bands. Had I been listening to Britney Spears or whatever was popular at that time, I feel ShiSho’s music would be a lot different.

Midge: Our Family has always listened to fun bands like They Might Be Giants and Weird Ale.We also started at such a young age, what else were we going to write songs about other then puking unicorns?


     What's the story behind your artist name?

Vivian: Well, as a kid (and even now, technically, I suppose), I wasn’t allowed to say “shut up.”  It was a really strictly enforced rule!  So, my parents would tell me, “Don’t say shut up, say, ‘shut your pie hole.’”  I guess they were joking, but I took it super literally, and one day, I got real bold and told my grandmother to Shut Your Pie Hole and as you can guess, it was the debacle of the century.  My parents came back a few days later and said, “Ok, you can’t say ‘shut your pie hole,’ say ‘shush your shisho.’”
A couple years later and we were looking for a band name.  ShiSho rose to the top of the list.


     Who inspires you?

Vivian: Musically, I would have to say my biggest inspirations are; Ghost Mice, They Might Be Giants, SUPERCUTE!, Wesley Willis, Harry and the Potters, Kimya Dawson, Devo, Daniel Johnston, and, The Shaggs.
In a very personal way, though, my day-to-day inspirations are:
Amanda Palmer:  A true nonconformist.  She’s so utterly true to herself, regardless of whether or not she offends anyone.  She’s so raw.  She admits to being imperfect and having struggles.  She doesn’t try to be some plastic model of perfection or the model of not being hypocritical.  Plus she’s this totally rad person, and has all these amazing, innovative ideas.
Kimya Dawson:  One of the seemingly kindest and down-to-earth artists out there.  She genuinely loves people and has such strong emotions towards them.  She’s truly a natural born mother, and you can’t help but feel like she loves you, just by listening to her music or reading her blog.  And Kimya, like Amanda, is very openly multi-faceted and beautifully imperfect.
Mister Rogers:  He’s a man who is indescribable.  His lust for life and love of people is so amazing.  It’s so hard to talk about how much this man inspires me without writing my fingers to nubs.  So here, read this article.  It basically sums my feelings up;
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/5943
Ray Bradbury:  A completely beautiful human being.  He put so much of his own quirky personality into all of his books.  Bradbury talks about how he loves libraries—how he loves authors and how they become your best friends as soon as you step into a library.  He educated himself instead of going on to college, just by reading books in libraries!  He had such a love of life and a love of learning that he’s truly the kind of person I want to be.
Tavi Gevinson:  She’s my age, runs a fashion blog and a feminist website.  She proves that you’re never too young to realize what you love, and to do just that.  I just think she’s really neat (plus, she taught me everything I know about ~*~style~*~).

Midge: I have a lot of people who inspires me from Bethany Hamilton to Michelle Obama.

     Do you have a favorite Bible verse?

Vivian: I have to admit, I did not really have a favourite Bible verse, but I went searching, and came up with this;
"Speak up and judge fairly; defend the rights of the poor and needy." Proverbs 31:9
I think that’s something that will withstand all time, and is kind of getting washed over in today’s culture.  Defend the rights of the poor and needy.

Midge: Yes, my favorite bible verse is probably Psalm 32:8 I will instruct you and teach you in the way you should go; I will counsel you with my eye upon you.


     Who are some of your favorite musicians and why?

Vivian: Kimya Dawson and Amanda Palmer, yo.  See my inspirations for explanations on that. :P
But to that, I would definitely have to add the Shaggs, Mum, Sufjan Stevens, Sleigh Bells, Best Coast, Atom & His Package, Dubb Nubb, and Leslie Hall.
I love bands and musicians that are unique and put their own spin or twist on music.  Bands that when you first hear them, you’re like, “Holy Moses, what is this beautiful creation, and how can I hug the creator?!”

Midge: I have a lot of different favorite bands including Kimbra, They Might Be Giants, Fun., and Devo.


     Of the songs you've made, do you have a favorite?

Vivian: I’d have to say Rocks and Penalties.  It’s about puking unicorns, poisonous rainbows, and a Smiths reunion.  What’s not to love?!

Midge: I personally like Articles of Confederation and Rocks and Penalties.


     If you could play any other instrument, what would you play and why?

Vivian: The banjo for sure.  It’s such a fun-looking instrument.  I feel like it would definitely up my attractiveness to boys tenfold.

Midge: Keytar, Harmonica, and the kazoo.


     What's your favorite method of killing alien lizards with purple spots?

Vivian: Sick a Dalek on ‘em!

     EXTERMINATE!

Midge: Choke em until they hack up the magenta ham.


      You've played at a lot of local shows, how's that experience been? Do you have any awesome or weird stories?

Vivian: Local shows are always a blast.  It’s been really cool for us getting to know a lot of the local bands, and it’s amazing how open they are to letting two little girls come in and be a part of the scene.
There was one time when we were playing a show in Canton at Buzzbin, which is still pretty local—it falls into the NE Ohio region—and we were playing with this out-of-town folk punk band called Everymen from Florida.  All the guys had crazy tattoos and were wearing really cool/crazy outfits.  Lots of black, lots of white.  They were very obvious punk rockers.  I could tell that when we introduced ourselves before the show, they were a little skeptical of what we were doing, and of the quality of our music.
However, as we started playing, the guys started cracking up!  Which is good, because we’re an intentionally funny band.  They could barely contain themselves.  I could tell that they especially liked our song “The Articles of Confederation.”
After the show, one of the guys from Everymen came up to me, said, “You are seriously the most punk rock person I know,” he told me how much he loved “The Articles of Confederation” and proceeded to show me his tattoos, which all pertained to historical events.

Midge: Well, we have played many venues from bars to comic cons and book stores but one of my favorites was we were going to play at this bookstore and we thought this bookstore was the one so we get up there and we play and right after we realized we've just played the wrong venue... Fun times...


      So you both always have awesome outfits, how'd you form your great and unique sense of style? What was the best outfit you ever had?

Vivian: Well first of all, we use the art of thrifting to get us the base pieces we need for our outfits.  I don’t know exactly how we craft our outfits, but it kind of… happens.  Haha.
I don’t believe I have a favorite outfit, but my favorite article of clothing is FOR SURE this pair of legwarmers that I cut from a sweater.  They’re giant and are big blocky stripes of different colors.  They’re simply adorkable.

Midge: Really all I do is think of the craziest patterns I could possibly think of and usually they come out all right


     Do either of you do any other forms of art?

Vivian: I love to draw, and I’ve dabbled in story writing since I was eight.  In middle school, I was even on a competitive writing team for my school.  I currently am working on a collage for an anti-bullying project for school… so I’ll keep you updated on how that turns out.

Midge: Yes, I do I make comics and draw and write poems I have been in the Kent State wick poetry club for 3 years now


     What advice would you give any amblers starting to make their own music?

Vivian: JUST DO IT.  Don’t care about what other people are going to think of your ideas, or what other people will think of your music.  Just write songs.  No one has to hear them, no matter how much they beg and plead.  And I won’t even pretend to stand here and tell you that it’s so easy writing songs, and I never care about what people think, because I do!  And I think that’s a huge obstacle to overcome.
I would also say, don’t care about how it sounds.  Can’t sing?  Doesn’t matter.  Can’t play an instrument?  Find someone who can.  Learn.  Or don’t.
And listen to bands that you want to sound like.  Immerse yourself in the kind of music you want to write.  And you will write some songs that will be complete rip-offs of your favorite band, and that’s so totally okay.  It’s all part of the process.
As long as you’re passionate about what you’re doing, you’re gonna be a-okay.
And lastly, BE COURAGEOUS.  KNOW THAT YOU CAN WRITE SONGS AND YOU CAN MAKE MUSIC, AND THAT WHAT YOU DO IS PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND GREAT BECAUSE YOU CREATED IT AND NO ONE ELSE DID!   And the same goes for any art form.  You created it, and therefore it is how you intended, and NO ONE can tell you any differently.  You are beautiful and you are perfect and you can do it.

     Anything else you'd like to say before you go?

Vivian: Well, I hope I haven’t rambled anyone into a state of mind-numbed boredom.  If you want to learn more about ShiSho, you can totally click here and learn all about us: http://www.sonicbids.com/2/EPK/?epk_id=370444
Thanks so much for reading, and thanks so much for having me on your blog!

Midge: I like cheese :D

     Me gusta tortuga con queso.


I hope you all made it through that, cuz it was totally worth it! :) Thanks for reading, bye bye!
    

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Finally? Finally.



     Darling Amblers, I haven't abandoned you. Well, actually I did but just temporarily. Long enough that if you relied on me for water instead of extremely interesting babbling, you would resemble the cardboard like texture of the cheez-its you discovered hidden under a loose board in a cabin you stayed in when you were a kid. Yes, you remember that time. You ate them anyways. I was watching until I had to escape deep into the forest to release my scream of disgust. I mean, the box was falling apart and dead bugs surrounded it! It killed the freaking bugs and you still ate them!
Oh, that wasn't you? Sure, sure.
Back to the Latin. Or ambling. Or whatever it is I'm doing.
So the reason I stopped posting was because my last guest bailed on me last minute and after missing a gusty guest Wednesday, I lost motivation to prevent another day from being missed. So I was waiting to post till I finished my anatomical surrealism art project. Which I did a week or so ago. But now it's in the display case at my school and who knows when I'll get it back. So I can't post it for you yet. So I didn't know what else to do. So I didn't post.
Until now. ;D creepy smiles don't work in emoticons. Hey, I just met you, and you have problems, DIGRESSION MAYBE?
Pop culture reference. I'll give you a moment to recover from the pain.
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Ok. So yesterday I randomly decided to paint my face and take photos. I'll spare you the photos of me to preserve the "Anonymous" part of our good society's name. But I took this amazing photo of a chair and stuff. Cuz I'm awesome and humble like that. And so I thought I'd talk about that.
I've had a few people ask me what the little phrase "And? And." Means. Well, it was inspired by a two word story T-shirt a friend of mine has, which I believe said "Rescued? Rescued." Or perhaps it belonged to her friend not her. I don't know, this was a long time ago. But it inspired me to make my own two word story and that's what I came up with.
"And? And." has this feeling of being complete and incomplete at the same time. Don't think about that too long.
But for me, that makes me think about the nature of a Christian's sanctification. Yes, I'm getting into that apologetics stuff. And I'm apologizing if it bothers you.
But as a saved Christian myself, God considers me holy, because Jesus lived a holy life for me. But I still sin, so in practice, I'm really dirty and unholy, and I won't be able to stop sinning completely until I go to heaven. So my sanctification is complete and incomplete at the same time.
Did you survive? .... Hm. Well I hope you did. I think that was a lengthy post but it's hard to be sure because I'm writing on my iPod and everything seems longer when you write it on an iPod keyboard. So long or not, kudos to you for making it through. I wouldn't have. And you have a lot of Facebook stuff to answer so you should go. Yah I hacked your account. Just kidding. I noticed how you always have tons of notifications when you post screen shots. Bye bye!

     Edit: I spelled Cheez-its wrong! I'M SO SORRY!!! But it is fixed now and I have hired a quality control manager. Hopefully nothing this tragic will happen again.