It's not Thnot

     Thnot: something kind of like a squid disco ball, but . . . not.

     That had nothing to do with anything. But, you'll remember, yesterday, I said that China would crash, Turkey would fall, and Greece would be overthrown. Oh, and America would be attacked. Well, something unprecedentedly preposterous has happened. I have, not only prevented any huge disasters of that sort from happening, but my predictions have also come true!
     You see, even though I myself am a vegetarian, my family is not, so my dad made a turkey. He dropped a wing when it came out of the over, so you see Turkey fell, in the process he also threw grease all over the kitchen, Grease was over-thrown. I would say that a teacup, or piece of "China" crashed, while it probably did somewhere today, I didn't wish to kill any cups for the sake of my prediction, so I just tossed one onto my bed where it "crashed" but was unharmed. So China crashed. I didn't have to do anything to America myself, for America was attacked with a huge number of belly aches from eating too much.
     If the difference in spelling of "Greece" verses "Grease" bothers you, and you think it doesn't qualify to prove my predictions true, I can throw a map of Greece over my laptop.

     I hope you're having a great thanksgiving! Remember the pilgrims, they were grim because they had no Thnot!
 Good bye :)

Analytically Anatomically Surrealistic

     Hello again! I finally have my beautiful amazing masterpieces for you! Drum roll, please!. . . No? Okay, bongo roll? Maracas roll? A couple of anticipating claps? . . .  Alright, never mind. Aha! I hear a clap! Yes, I hear you, amazing gorgeous beautiful person way back in the corner! Thank you! Thank you very much!
      Anyways, here's the first picture. We were required to draw noses. I added to it for my own enjoyment.
The caption on the top right says "Nosy people flying around."

     The second picture, the penultimate of the three, reads: "Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel.... You rarely find someone who has one, and when you do, it makes you want to hide under the coffee table." Which is a quote from Horseradish by Lemony Snicket/Brett Helquist.

     And last but hopefully not least, my final project. Based on my lovely phrase, "If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, what do you look like when all eyes are turned away?"

     Respect it at least for the amount of time I spent on it. I don't claim it's perfect. I hope you enjoyed looking anyways :) I hope you're having a good weekend and have treated yourself to a weekend getaway somewhere with a boardwalk in close proximity to you. Listen to this lovely song before you go andddddd semper ubi sub ubi!