Oh, what a to do to die today at a minute or two to two,
A thing distinctly hard to say and harder still to do,
We'll beat a tattoo at twenty to two,
With a ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too,
And the dragon will come when he hears the drum,
At a minute or two to two today,
At a minute or two to two.
That's always been my favorite tongue twister. I love how in so few lines it builds such great suspense, I love the rhythm and the way it just feel so awesome to say, and it has a dragon which makes anything better, obviously.
Now I'm picturing an ice cream cone with a dragon on top. So maybe they make everything better -except- ice cream. Yahhh. There always has to be an exception. I think that's in the constitution somewhere. Or maybe Einstein's rules of physics, or the laws of thermodynamics. It's somewhere in something important.
Like this blog. It's on this blog. That's an extremely prestigious place.
So I was skipping around town today looking for a yellow umbrella, I heard that we're supposed to get freezing rain within the next couple days and thought it'd be totally sweet if I could go out in the freezing rain with my umbrella, and the rain would freeze on the umbrella and I'd have an ice-brella! However, I could not find a yellow umbrella of the appropriate strength.
Then someone asked me if the mum eating toes were cute and I completely forgot what I was thinking. Oh well. So now I must leave you.
Goodbye. Oh, and by the way. Lollipops.
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Today someone was telling me about how caffeine has a calming affect on ADHD people.
Too much caffeine puts me to sleep. Hah. Hahaha. Ha. Squirrel.
